Home and Away 27 Jan 2012 Episode (5440) LIVE Blogging

Hi Home and Away fans - I'm back live blogging tonight's episode - episode about to start, so get ready! You know the drill - updates posted during the ad breaks... Let's get started!

Bianca screeches at April "are you drunk? Answer me". Bianca is beside herself, Heath gets jack of the drama and leaves. April gives Bianca the death stare and then she walks away towards the beach. Bianca follows Heath towards the Surf Club and yells at him some more. The news will be all over Summer Bay within seconds - everyone heard Heath tell Bianca he slept with April.

The next morning at the diner, Marilyn and Roo are talking about the April/Heath/Bianca triangle. Dex walks in and asks what's news... dead silence from Marilyn (that's gotta be a first!)... they don't share the news about April, as it's obvious he doesn't know!!! Marilyn and Roo hope they're wrong about what they heard last night.

At the beachhouse (ie. Irene's), Bianca apologises to Liam for the banshee act the night before. They discuss whether April is having a relationship with Heath as opposed to using him for sex. Irene gives Bianca a peace offering to take into April's room.... she comes straight out - naughty naughty April didn't sleep there last night!

Dex spots April and Heath kissing!

Cue straight to April - she's coming out of Heath's place... doing the walk of shame if I'm not mistaken. Oh no. Dex comes around the corner and sees April and Heath kissing. April then leaves and Dex looks DEVO.

Blueberry muffins will never be the same, huh Dex?

Bianca's waiting for April in her room; when she creeps in via the window, April's not too happy to see her sister waiting. Bianca's in the mood for a lecture, but April's not having a bar of it. She tells Bianca she likes Heath, Bianca shoots back that Heath's using her. April accuses her of jealousy and Bianca tells her to grow up!

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Irene's now at the diner - she needs to get out of the beachhouse before world war three erupts. She decides to go for a sail. Everyone at the diner is surprised that Irene knows how to do this. Can you say PLOT POINT!!

At the hospital, Dex is late for his shift.  His colleagues think he's depressed because his dad was fired. Dex plays on this, claims to be unwell and asks if he can leave. They let him. Now Dex can wallow! Yay!

Surfclub - Irene continues the conversation she started at the diner with Alf about wanting to start living again after her illness with breast cancer. Dex wanders in, spots Dallas behind the ice cream counter - she thanks him for getting her the job, but he replies by telling her he's ready to sleep with her. Dallas takes it slightly badly like any girl would (who wants to be told someone came to see them so they could have sex with them??). Dallas runs out of the surf club and Dex follows her to the beach, she tells him she really likes him and can't do the sex thing casually now. Dex confesses the real reason he wants to sleep with Dallas - he saw April kissing Heath; that's the second no-no Dex!! Dallas tells him sleeping with her isn't going to fix anything, Dex says he's 'willing to give it a go!' LOL. The moment passes, Dallas isn't angry anymore and they continue along the beach, their friendship intact.

Grabbed enough cash there Heath? No really, help yourself!

Liam witnesses Heath taking money from the til at Angelo's. The conversation gets around to Heath and April. Liam tells Heath he was April's first and Heath goes slightly pale. Cut to Heath meeting April at the beach - April confesses she was a virgin. They discuss why the lie mattered to Heath. All this conversation says to me is that April has a lot to learn about boys and she's really out of her depth with Heath (although I do kinda like them as a couple, I admit). Heath is smarter than I'd given him credit for; he tells April he doesn't want to be anyone's boyfriend and when April says how does he know that's what she's looking for, Heath responds it's written all over her face. He leaves, April looks devo.

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Dex goes to see April. It's obviously not who she was expecting to visit her. Dex tells her they need to move on, it's obvious she already has since he saw her kissing Heath that morning. Dex says they should start over as friends and you can almost see the lightbulb go off above April's head - she tells Dex that Heath has the wrong idea and she leaves. Poor Dex doesn't look any happier.

Bianca goes to Angelo's to talk to Heath, but runs into Liam first. He tells Bianca he's already had "the chat" with Heath, but Bianca wants to put her two cents in also. Liam says he thinks Bianca is a little jealous and Bianca gets offended and insulted - but Liam, I don't think you're that far off the mark!!!

What did you just say to me, Liam?!?!?! I AM NOT JEALOUS!!!!!!

April shows up at Heath's. She tells him he's got the wrong idea about her. She says she's fine with them being a casual thing, they can see other people. Heath indicates that much is obvious since she's shown up at his door twice in one day. He also tells April he used her to get back at Bianca after she left him for Liam. I say, April, you should leave before you make an even bigger fool of yourself!!!!!!!!! Somehow she hears me through the tv and runs out the door. Thank god.

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The crew at the diner remind us that Irene's still out sailing on the water, alone. Not sure this is the best decision Irene's ever made and sure enough - something's wrong, Irene's clutching her chest...

Uh oh...

Next week on Home and Away - it's basically the same promo they played last night! Who will Bianca choose??? To see the promo - check it out here.